Come on...give online dating a chance Part 2

Subject: $3000 a month...

Body: just wondering if you could use an extra $3000 a month? let me know, i'll explain...

[sent twice at different times of the day...]

me: 2 messages in one day? this should be interesting...humor me, do tell.

him: take a deep breath k? i'm soo not trying to offend you so please dont take it the wrong way. so here's my story...I'm a business owner that works long, long hours during the week which leaves me little to no time for myself or for a halfway normal social life. Its just not easy to date and go out nowadays. You and I know you're getting bombarded by total tools, losers and donkeys on here and that dating is both time and energy consuming. I’m looking for a mutually beneficial “arrangement.” Nothing too heavy, serious, complicated or dramatic. I know its pretty forward and blunt but we're both adults here and who has the time to play games and deal with drama right? My work is my biggest priority not dating. I recently got out of a long term relationship and the last thing I’m looking for is someone clingy and too attached. I'd always respect you and your private life. I just cant do the "conventional dating" thing or club scene anymore. I’m really not looking for any of the headaches, mind games, or drama of the conventional relationship. You've probably got plenty going on, this way you can concentrate on the things that really matter or that youre passionate about all w/o having to worry about bills and finances. Who loses here right?

Its a win-win situation.I'm just looking for a "friends with benefits" scenario, no strings attached... see you 1-2 times a week, discreet, respectful, and safe for $3000 a month. I'll even throw in a $1000 gift cert to Nordstroms if you're interested. I think you look great...I met a girl over a year ago and we had a similiar "arrangement" but she just graduated and is now working for an investment firm in SF. Let me know.me: that's cute. good luck with your search.

REALLY?!?!?! WTF..............and to think my exes were gettin it for free all these years... =P