The Case of the Shrunken Feet

[10:00] Friend: hello
[10:01] Me: hiiii
[10:01] Friend: how's work?
[10:06] Me: errrr....im in a funk & my memory is shit today
[10:08] Me: because of a stupid non-working street light, i was 30 mins late to work, 15 mins late to a conference call & then i had airhead moments (big ones!) within 10 mins...
[10:08] Me: Oh and my feet shrunk...apparently I'm wearing magical thigh high stockings that make my feet 2 sizes too small so now the same shoes I wore yesterday are way too big for my shrunken feet and I can't even walk in them
[10:08] Me: it's not a good morning
[10:09] Friend: i wish my feet would shrink!
[10:09] Me: so yes...rough day
[10:10] Me: so the plan was to wear a cute dress to make myself feel better, about myself...and then i had the shrunken feet issue which makes me not walk right in the shoes and look like a retard instead
[10:15] Me: oh and i realized my parents were old last night
[10:15] Me: and that depressed me
[10:15] Friend: hahahhah you thought they were young?
[10:15] Me: and i realized that they were already married around the age me and my sis are
[10:15] Me: so they're disappointed there's no marriage in my near future
[10:15] Me: and THAT was annoying
[10:15] Friend: well it's a different time, my parents were married with two kids by the time they were my age
[10:16] Me: UGH
[10:16] Me: i feel like a train wreck of guilt trips
[10:40] Me: BRB im gonna see if i can make it to the bathroom down the hall with my ginormous shoes and tiny feet
[10:41] Friend: good luck
[10:47] Me: yeah *note to self* don't flush with my foot when i cant even keep my shoe ON my foot
[10:47] Me: *sigh* close call of losing a shoe in the toilet filled with pee
[10:48] Me: this day keep getting better & better....
[11:39] Friend: lol hahhahahah oh my god! you really should be writing this shit on your blog thing!
[11:41] Me: hah oh yeah, hu?....


Within hours of this conversation I got a run in the "magical" thigh high stockings and the strapless bra needed for the "cute dress" was pinching my side and was so uncomfortable I had to take it off and store it in my purse at my desk for the remainder of the work day.

Happy Hump Day.