Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Come on...give online dating a chance Part 1

it's amazing what complete bullshit CRAP guys will email complete strangers in hopes of a cheap lay...i was deeply amused by this one and thought I'd share.

Subject: baby, do you like brown sugar?

Body: hi sexy let the line of time evaporate the stress of the pillow talk of x boyfriends and let me shine throught your window like new sun light to off set the moon light that has kept the currents of our love making at the peak of no return ....because i need you like the sky needs the the sun only find that friends are for ever in one day don't let it pass away like the seasons of summer,spring, and fall while holding hands admist the waterfalls with my intentions of getting wet i'm happy with just a hug and a kiss....i can't explain the way i feel like a child with candy on top of sugar hill waiting on the sun to set.and the day we make eye contact......

my response: HAHHAHAHAHA for reals?!?! you've GOT to be kidding me right?! who takes THAT seriously?! thank you for the laugh.

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