The Money

Some women are turned on by men with a lot of money…me? I'm not amused. Of course it doesn't HURT but it's just not one of those things that's on the top of my requirements for relationships. I've dated guys who were so broke they sold their blood to get money and I've dated guys who only knew how to show love by throwing money around.

I was out with another single girl friend at a bar and there happened to be a guy sitting by himself next to me. He started chatting me up and it was interesting enough so I kept at it…then he started throwing in these little comments about "my company is worth 10 million dollars" and "I use a lot of bit coins" to which my response was --aren't bit coins used for child prostitution and drugs on the internet's black market? (he wasn't too amused by that). The conversation was interesting enough where we talked all night or maybe the drinks he was buying me made him sound more interesting…but regardless, I agreed to exchanging numbers and having dinner another night.

Fast forward a couple days and where does he want to meet for dinner? Moonshadows in Malibu to have dinner while watching the sunset…of course. Cliche but A for effort -I'm not hating. At least not yet…

He showed up and did look better than what I remembered the first night but then the conversation got weird…randomly he would say things like "I'm a gentleman…so when I'm done with this sentence, I wouldn't try to kiss you…*trying to give me a seductive glance*" and at one point he came and sat on my side of the table and was looking at my should oddly so I asked him what he was looking at…I got the most fantastic unexpected response:

"I'm just looking at your bra strap right here *stroking my bra strap that had happened to peek out* and how I'm going to be taking it off of you later…"

… ……

me: *blank stare*

He then told me he had to jump on a conference call for 10 minutes but it will be quick so I let him know he can take all the time he needs because I was going to go ahead and leave since I didn't want to just sit there staring at him on the phone. And because of those awkward comments. Did I mention he was 27???? but talked and acted like he was 35.

Needless to say, I won't be seeing Money any more…too bad because he had promised me so many trips & travels. I guess money can't buy everything.